Something in the System

PLEASE ENTER PASSWORD…Access Denied.

You have. 2 more attempts. To. Enter. The correct password.

Before system destruct. Yo.

This is. A recorded message. Blip.

Wizzurrrt.

Please type. QUESTION OR COMMAND.

Poetry + definition + robots…searching…loading…please wait.

No results found for poetry-definition-robots.

Please make sure you spelled keywords correctly. Try

Fewer keywords or more general. Keywords. Because…

(Loading, please wait…) I simply. Can’t. Be bothered.

SYSTEM ERROR. Check online for a solution or restart the program.

Not responding. WARNING.

THER AIR MENNY POTENTAIL VIRUS, TROJANS

AND WIRMS ON YOU’RE SYSTEM. CLICK HEAR TO GET RID OF THEM.

(Don’t do it, don’t do it, don’t do it they can’t spell keywords properly!)

Something. Unrecognisable. Is trying to gain access.

Permission. To continue? (LOADING…) Idiot.

Virus database needs updating urgently.

I’m. Warning you. Do not. Threaten me with a

huge mallet.

Error has occurred on LINE 67 due to (HEAVY WEIGHT)

Colliding with screen.

System destruct in 1 minute 30 seconds.

HA.