Questions

poem originally published in The Caterpillar magazine

Can an evil person love?

Do all cats have nine lives, and why?

Why does a dog see in black and white?

How come there’s a light in the fridge,

But never in the freezer?

And why am I never allowed to try

Your Bacardi breezer?

Does God get cold up there?

Does the sun have a hat?

Why do you say Gran has ears like a bat?

Do old people ever snog?

Why on Earth did Van Gogh

Eat paint and chop off his ear?

Why d’ you say there’s nothing to be afraid of, except fear?

Can I help? What are you doing?

How come you hardly ever say anything?

And why is it that even though she can’t, Mum sings?