The online humour magazine I have been running, editing and doing artwork for since 2017/2018 had its 18th issue out on Christmas 2025.
Featuring funny stories and poems from Keith Vile, M N Wiggins, Jeffrey Zable, Nicholas De Marino, Marc J Guillotte, Bob McAfee, Sean MacKendrick, Ed Ahern, and Mark Reasoner.
The Gathering Part III by M N Wiggins – a group of OAPs continue their annual slapdash golfing competition, reminiscing over the bullying they subjected one member to in school. However, that one member has more than spiked cookies up his sleeve…
Dinosaurs Have Laser Guns by Keith Vile – a teenager working in a creepy hotel discovers a mysterious underground tunnel. Members of staff go missing, presumed feral. Contains velociraptors and timey-wimey stuff.
Encounter & Desperate by Jeffrey Zable – by Jeffrey Zable – two poems in which a girl finds a novel way to sell cookies and a man realises that birth was more of a final decision than he erroneously assumed.
Presidential Daily Brief: Crab-ageddon by Nicholas De Marino – Top Secret file about the onset of carcinisation in the general American public. Contains a giant mallet and the prospect of Trump wearing a bib.
Anniversary Gift Guide by Sean MacKendrick – a posh intergalactic company advertises what it has on offer for various types of wedding anniversary, from paper all the way up to neutron. Contains a hello to the oldest married couple in the cosmos.
The Spellcaster by Ed Ahern – supercomputers and AI have begun to infiltrate the magical sphere. A wizard begins to use a robot to incant spells… what could possibly go wrong?
Implications for Modern Life by Bob McAfee – a surreal poem about a hibernating man, a woman who runs away and a soldier who longs for early spring.
The Rejuvenations of Firelock Chomes by Mark Reasoner – our pun-dropping, wisecracking consulting detective is at his usual tricks again… thankfully, the gun is out for repairs. Contains the answers to the meaning of life. Well, almost.
Jones Has Some Bug Up His Ass by Marc J Guillotte – a surreal horror-romantic-comedy involving a gruesome weight-loss method, emotional numbness, snogging, and blue moths. Because why not?
See the issue on its website here.
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