Announcing Issue 16 of Once Upon A Crocodile

An interruption of the usual stuff to let you all know that issue 16 of Once Upon A Crocodile (the humorous ezine which I edit) is available to read on its new website (and has been since New Year’s Day).

Featuring the works of:

(A Wiggles concert might go horribly wrong because of an adult fan whose pet peeve is security measures.)

(a horse belonging to Lady Patty takes umbrage over being ridden (and named Wilbur) then runs amok.)

(all over the world, strange objects are falling from the sky, sometimes crushing people to death. In the middle of this chaos, a man tries to rebuild his life following a breakup.)

(Jeff the whale has a good set of legs and goes for a few beers and pizzas with an inquisitive human he met on shore.)

(a detective attempts to capture the mysterious toe-stubber and interviews some of its previous victims.)

(a group of elderly men who knew each other in school assemble for their annual golfing competition. However, one of them is not a happy gopher and plots his revenge.)

(the pun-dropping consultant detective is at it again, solving the mystery of bedsheets produced at funny angles whilst intermittently being harangued by a loud duck.)

(Sulphur is happy to serve his dark master’s wishes in the pursuit of divine justice – until Lucifer gets married, that is.)

New ezine website is lurking here:

I am currently in the process of doing edits for issue 17, ready for the spring / summer, while adding extra scenes and rewriting the beginning of The Nighthunter Book Two.